Accidental Gymnasts Pillows

"Stop using the ointment."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'It wasn't premeditated.

Spam.

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"Larry does all his own stunts."

Bathing and Showering.

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

'He has a learning disorder.'

Pommel Horse Poops.

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

A statue of a baseball player swinging a bat stands next to a building with a broken glass window.

"Now he decides to start work on the crazy paving."

"Of course your dad loves the roller-skates you got him. He just went through the door with them."

As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.

"Oh, come on. If it had happened to me you'd've laughed too."

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

'My hubby is unusually handy about the house. . . unusual in that, he is always the problem to the solution!'

Bizarre But True.

Hair trigger

'During my trip around the World, I took some pictures with this new digital camera... here is my finger covering the lens in Sidney... here in New York... Rome... Lisbon... Hamburg...'

A skier who has hit a solitary tree

"I thought they were supposed to comeback."

"Whoa! Looks like a worker's comp thing, Carl."

Golfing Accident

Banana Warning

It's so nice talking to you while I'm driving, it helps to break up the monotony!

'I tripped over one of those 'Caution Slippery Floor' signs.'

Jeff's search for 'Online Theological Education' had returned some questionable results.

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