Accidental Gymnasts Gifts

"Stop using the ointment."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'It wasn't premeditated.

"Larry does all his own stunts."

Spam.

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Bathing and Showering.

'He has a learning disorder.'

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

Pommel Horse Poops.

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

"Now he decides to start work on the crazy paving."

A statue of a baseball player swinging a bat stands next to a building with a broken glass window.

As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.

'My hubby is unusually handy about the house. . . unusual in that, he is always the problem to the solution!'

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

Bizarre But True.

"Oh, come on. If it had happened to me you'd've laughed too."

Hair trigger

"Whoa! Looks like a worker's comp thing, Carl."

'During my trip around the World, I took some pictures with this new digital camera... here is my finger covering the lens in Sidney... here in New York... Rome... Lisbon... Hamburg...'

Golfing Accident

"I thought they were supposed to comeback."

A skier who has hit a solitary tree

Banana Warning

It's so nice talking to you while I'm driving, it helps to break up the monotony!

'I tripped over one of those 'Caution Slippery Floor' signs.'

Jeff's search for 'Online Theological Education' had returned some questionable results.

"I wasn't paying attention in school and accidentally became an attorney."

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