Accidental Acrobats Gifts

Boots fall off.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'He's maturing early.'

"I told him we needed more string."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Could you keep still?"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Washing Line Walker

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Circus Act

The Path

Fly Artist

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Circus

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Mistaken identity.

Information Tightrope.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"Support the head."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Missing you.

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."