Accidental Acrobats Gifts

Boots fall off.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'He's maturing early.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Could you keep still?"

"I told him we needed more string."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Washing Line Walker

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Circus Act

The Path

Fly Artist

Circus

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Information Tightrope.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"Support the head."

Mistaken identity.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Missing you.

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."