Accidental Genius Pillows

As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Draw your own path."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

'It wasn't premeditated.

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Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

"That guy invented the hula-hoop, the frisbee and the internet. Two out of three ain't bad."

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

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"Do you know Issac Newton discovered gravity in 1867? Before that people could fly."

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

"He may be a child prodigy, but it's still a lousy C.V."

Carving a Sculpture.

"Don't worry dear, accidents happen. Besides, thanks to you and your feather duster, I've just sold it to a collector for twice the original asking price."

'I was directing my feet to the sunny side of the street, and a BEER TRUCK got me.'

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

A statue of a baseball player swinging a bat stands next to a building with a broken glass window.

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

'While you were sleeping, I built it out of an abandoned sailboat that was floating by. Who's 'Mr. Stupid Idiot' now?'

"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."

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