Accessorizing Gifts

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

"For Flora, matching the shoes to the outfit is always a challenge!"

A woman pulls along a tiny handbag.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

'Who knew you could have vanity wings!'

Butterfly Woman

"Where's the plug out of the sink gone?"

Useless add-ons.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Emergency Hipster Beard

wattle covers

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"Overkill, dude."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

The latest in Eyewear.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

"Infinity scarf"

Friendly Tie

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."