Accessorizing Gifts

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

"For Flora, matching the shoes to the outfit is always a challenge!"

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

'Who knew you could have vanity wings!'

Butterfly Woman

"Where's the plug out of the sink gone?"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Emergency Hipster Beard

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Useless add-ons.

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

wattle covers

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Overkill, dude."

The latest in Eyewear.

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Friendly Tie

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"Infinity scarf"