Accelerator Aficionados Gifts

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Agility God

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Why Superman flies himself

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

Santa Elevator

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

The aviation experts come out to play

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Life in the Fast Lane.

'In denial and loving it!'

"It's my emotional support animal."

Angel learning to fly...

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

Bismark Ballet School

"Of all the times to stall."

"You people make me sick. Nonetheless, here's a little toe-tapper."

Doggy aerobics class - 'All right...we'll start with some tail-chasing...'

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

I'm sorry, sir, but your luggage was deemed offensive and destroyed.

'I want the jury to completly disregard counsel's back flip.'

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

Step class member taking the elevator at work