Academic Jokers Pillows

"Our panel of experts include. . .and Dan, who has listened to two different podcasts on this topic."

"Where am I going to find the perfect thesis topic that hasn't been on TikTok already?"

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

'Hard or soft science?'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

'Dr. Young is a professor at one of the nation's leading party schools.'

Laboratory: Protons /Electrons/Morons

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

"As a summation of our work it's pretty accurate...apart from the beginning, middle and end of all the words in between!"

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

Thomas Carlyle

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

Dept. de Philosophie

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