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Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'Perhaps the letter grading system needs to be overhauled.'

Royal Wedding Mania

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Eternal Student.

Reading my Critics

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Skeptic Tank.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Six Thinking Hats

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"We've invented a new word!"

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Scenes we'd most like to see...

"No, you can't ask Alexa a quick question. This is a test, so you're on your own."

Profit slump

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Micro and Macro Department,

"Remember, data doesn't tell the whole story."

"If you would like to get to know me I'm teaching a course on me next semester."

Political Analysis

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'