Academic Analyzer Gifts

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'Perhaps the letter grading system needs to be overhauled.'

Royal Wedding Mania

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Eternal Student.

Reading my Critics

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Skeptic Tank.

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Six Thinking Hats

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

School. Learning is a lifelong process. It's only the graduation ceremonies that end.

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"We've invented a new word!"

Dept. of History. This term paper doens't have any footnotes at all! I'm suffering from citer's block!

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

"No, you can't ask Alexa a quick question. This is a test, so you're on your own."

Scenes we'd most like to see...

Profit slump

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Micro and Macro Department,

"Remember, data doesn't tell the whole story."

Intelligent Sexual Design