Achievement Analyzer T-Shirts

"I used to think I was content, but then I realized I was just an underachiever."

Why can't you ever achieve anything like your brother?

Butterfly Woman

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Go! Means NOW!

Win - win

GCSEs

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

First Prize!

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'Life's little wonders are too big for me.'

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

"Since past performance doesn't guarantee future results I suppose it's conceivable you're correct."

'Well, we made it.'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Champion.

"We have some architects in our colony."

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

Elf of the Month

"You just don't see that kind of can-do attitude every day."