Ac Repair Gifts

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Organic Soldering.

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

CLEAR!

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

The world's most unemployable family

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

Car Dentistry.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'