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A Centaur Taking A Shower

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."

"Can I call you back? We're in the middle of transitioning from tree-frog allergies to bioterrorism."

Lost in the Arctic...

"It's perfect."

'Nice water feature.'

Man In Desert Hunted By Shark.

How to win the Lottery. - Scratch 'n' read edition.

'... And I even made turpentine sauce.'

Performance Artist, Performance Spectator

'It sounds interesting. I'm tired of everything being so informal.'

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

End of the world insurance.

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Sorry about that - just clearing my throat."

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

Carrying a car across a river.

Desert Lightbulb

"To be honest Henry, I think I preferred your early brutalist potato period."

Nearly every day I'm satisfied, happy, and enjoy my life...can you sell my stocks that'll make me broke and depressive?

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

A doorman hails a taxing for a starving man in the desert.

'How it really happened, number 17, David and Goliath'

Man trying to catch flying fish

'There hath got to be a better way to do this!.'

Doomsdayer waves sign saying 'The world isn't going to end, it's just going to suck'.

"Wait. There's another train right behind this one."

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."

"Please welcome our third guest, a toddler with a temper tantrum."

"I once had sex with a chicken and I was wondering if you were my son."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"So now we deal mano a mano, as it were."

"Unsee the giant tongue