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"Have you experienced hearing and vision loss or difficulty speaking?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Boomerang cow.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Franz Kafka

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

Eugene Ionesco

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

A Centaur Taking A Shower

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

"Sorry, Jeff. This just isn't working as I'd hoped."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."

One afternoon on mars.

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

The Old Man and the Noodle.

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

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Surreal war artist.