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The executive board meeting was - once again - delayed due to the tardiness of C.E.O. Godot.

Hospital Food

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Tourists and their Pets.

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Pastry Hat

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Boomerang cow.

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Monster Clown

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Franz Kafka

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

A Centaur Taking A Shower

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

Chick Billiard Ball

"Sorry, Jeff. This just isn't working as I'd hoped."

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."

Cow Pat Planning

NO ANCHOVIES!, 'It's getting harder and harder to keep up with politics these days.'

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'