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Monster Clown

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Pastry Hat

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Boomerang cow.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Franz Kafka

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

"Sorry, Jeff. This just isn't working as I'd hoped."

Chick Billiard Ball

Cow Pat Planning

Bizarre sights.

"Can you suggest a nice Bordeaux that will complement the squirrel-infused manure?"

Penguin's Catch

Surreal war artist.

"He wants to know if you can move your seat up."

NO ANCHOVIES!, 'It's getting harder and harder to keep up with politics these days.'

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'