Abstract Design Gifts

Unusual Staircase

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Copycats

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Empty box of ideas

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Happy Easter

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Haute Suture

Hair Crop Circle

Creative department

The Thought Process.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Baroque Peacock

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

The World's Easiest Airport

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Pastorius wonders why.