Abstract Gifts

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

Clouds

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

Copycats

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

At the Museum

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

International Women's Day

'Look, you can only do so much!'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Cat box"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'