Abstract Art Gifts

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

"This is the show, Madam."

Chicken and egg in a waiting room: 'Who was first?'

'There's nothing wrong with you -you're a Picasso.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Look Larry, this one has air coming out of it!'

A cat waits by a square mouse hole.

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

'What do you think the artist is trying to say?'

'Well, I don't WHAT this x-ray is showing us...but I'm seeing Picasso.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"What are we?"

Kandinsky's bar.

Mondrian art books arranged in the style of his paintings.

'Sir, that's the burglar alarm.'

Abstract artist scolding his son for spilling paint.

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

"How can I become a successful artist if you make me stay within the lines?"

Around the horn with Henri Matisse

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

Museum Guard Portrait

Prisoner still life painting.

Jesus Christo

Self-portraits

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

Abstract expressionist painter makes 'mistake' and says 'Damn!'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'How rude!'

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

"That's not a Picasso - that's Joe in his yoga pose."

" 'Perceptual and kinetic art have an intertwined development that cannot be totally disentangled; nevertheless perceptual, optical, or "virtual" movement—which always exists in tension with factual immobility—is an experience of a different order.' "

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

Christo pays a visit to Chester and Ellie Shumway.

"Matisse now, Pollock later."