Abseiling Gifts

Extreme Filing

'Thanks again ol' buddy.'

Abseiler and Mountaineer

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Exercise Class

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Keep Fit.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Holiday Aerobics.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

Aerobics Class.

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

Easy chair exercise machines

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Step aerobics

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Stop staring"

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."