Abacus Manufacturer Gifts

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Raptures

Glance Exchange

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

An abacus swimming pool

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Bring flag factories back to America.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

"As a summation of our work it's pretty accurate...apart from the beginning, middle and end of all the words in between!"

'Awesome!'

The Two Economies

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

Ski-ball.

'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

Salesman at Buzzbait Manufacturers sees door sign 'Out for a spin'

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

A day in the life of an aircraft assembly fitter...'

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle