Aquatic Abacus Navigators Gifts

An abacus swimming pool

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Business Duck

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

I knew our son was meant to go places.

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

Books 'n' Carrots

Dolphin tricks.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

Oceanographer

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

I hate these flying fish

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

"We have had a great year but we've also raised the bar for next year."

'Are you blokes crazy? Are you gonna listen to me or the blasted parrot?'

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

Remote control bridge in bath.

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

Baby Do Something.