911 Dispatcher Pillows

"You've reached 911, and there's someone here who wants to say hello."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Coronavirus Global Alert

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

Night-shift entrance

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"Ticket and passport, please."

Frontline health workers

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.