911 Dispatcher Gifts

"You've reached 911, and there's someone here who wants to say hello."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Coronavirus Global Alert

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Frontline health workers

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

Night-shift entrance

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

"Ticket and passport, please."

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.