Zoom Wedding Attendee Gifts

"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may send the bride a kiss emoji."

Office Meeting

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

Zoom Wedding

Zoomies call.

The Vicious Rectangle

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

Work From Home Power Suit

"I don't know why I bought all the food. We're having a Zoom party."

"Working" from home

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

"Our coffee plantation is saved! Look! Now, for one meeting - ten pots of coffee!"

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

It coulda been a zoom!"

Zoom

You guys, if we're gonna Zoom from inside our houses, you have to move into the light.

"We are gathered here together in the presence of no one to join this couple in socially distant matrimony."

And have you been coping with lockdown?

"I move that next time...we zoom."

"He's gone all out to make an impression on his zoom call... carefully curated books behind him."

'...may your union be blessed with children...and for those of us who believe in ATTACHMENT PARENTING, could they please do so now!'

'Do you, shoe online shop customer number 145583774, promise to love, honor and cherish electronic online shop customer number 9634217554...'

"Since this whole COVID thing I've had to adjust my practice."

"Play Ball!"

I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may tap the kissy lips emoji.

Evolution of Zoom