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'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Beers

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

The Reaper's Arms

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"Another Martoonie?"

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"You want your olive?"

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Friday 5.30pm.