Light-up Fashion Fan Pillows

Megacorp. A word to the wise --- "Power tie" doesn't mean the kind that lights up.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Champagne

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Advocado

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Santa does a keg stand.

Masquerade

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Casual Thursday

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

'Ice cream parlour.'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Couple in Grey

Recycled Flake

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

Closet.

'Happy New Year!'

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'Hee hee hee! Where are some children I can fatten up with candy?'

"Wow, you're dressed to kill."

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

"I thought dressing up as a pirate would be more fun than this."

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'