Light-up Fashion Fan Pillows

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Champagne

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Advocado

Santa does a keg stand.

Masquerade

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Casual Thursday

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

'Ice cream parlour.'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Recycled Flake

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

Couple in Grey

Closet.

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

'Happy New Year!'

'Hee hee hee! Where are some children I can fatten up with candy?'

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

"I thought dressing up as a pirate would be more fun than this."

"Wow, you're dressed to kill."

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'