Happy Hour Fan Pillows

Sod off Home Hour

"You get paid family leave, ten vacation days, health insurance, and there's a bar right next door."

Proctologist drinking beer labeled "Butt Wiser"

Wine-O'Clock

Blues Nite Pub

'This light beer reminds me a lot of San Francisco - it's close to water.'

Drinker.

'I have my scotch and soda clock.'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Superman's Final Years

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

Friday 5.30pm.

Let's meet for a drink after work. I've got office gossip you can't appreciate without a buzz.'

STRIP Hambone: Drinking in the office

"Come on...Let me take you home. you're in no condition to crawl."

Frogs drinking beer during 'Hoppy Hour'.

"That's enough for you, pal."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Happy Hour

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Beers

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"