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'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

City Zoo: Day Care

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

The Zoo.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Billy. The Kid.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Romantic Giraffes

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

A mother and baby elephant

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Spring Training

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"