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It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

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Romantic Giraffes

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

TSA Noah

Spring Training

Bears

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"