Zoo Gifts

Snake bite.

'That's a cougar, come along, we're here to see the monkeys.'

A mother and baby elephant

'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.'

The seal of approval.

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

Animals smoking at the zoo back entrance

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

You've been promoted to elephant world.

'Would you prefer a tiger to eat you, or a gorilla.'

A flamincow.

Elephant

'He's much happier now-he wasn't at all impressd with that leather recliner!'

'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'

"How come I'm behind bars and you're not?"

Yawning is contagious.

Giraffe Selfie

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Lion Dreams

"Please do not feed the animals." "Please do not eat the people."

'Do you think anyone will notice.'

...Animals are always trying to escape you know.

"Yes, I know you have a contract with the zoo, doctor. . . but it's with the zoo staff, not with the animals!"

'They're all right, I guess -- but I prefer computer generated animals.'

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

Endangered Species

"Don't argue, George - please leave the office as quickly as possible!"

Teddy Bears in captivity

'They say the only things that continue to grow as we age are our ears and nose.'

'Well, Dad said he'd take me to the zoo, but the only animals were horses running around a track!'

Elephant Sprinkler System

llama

The Zoo keeper had become very attached to the new tiger cub,,,

5 Second Rule!

Laughing Hyenas