Zoos Gifts

"Is this seat taken?"

'Doctor, your glasses!'

'More bad news from the lab. You're allergic to peanuts.'

'At last! Thanks so much for curing my constipation doc! Doc?'

'Guilt-inducing exhibits' 'Relatively -guilt-free exhibits'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"How was your class field trip to the zoo?"

'Nothing worse than a tickly throat!'

'You only want to do it now when people are watching.'

Wildcats Strike.

'How wise can it be if it eats rats?'

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

'Nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.'

"It says 'do not feed the monkeys'- but ten pound notes are ok."

Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?

'Now, remember, when I throw a peanut, it's for the elephants.'

Testing, testing ... Man pretending elephant's trunk is a microphone.

'Beware of Cat.'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'Petting-Zoo employee: Now, that sounds like a good job...'

Please do not feed the animalsPlease do not eat the people.

'It's their warm inquisitive eyes I find most unnerving. . .'

"He's come out in clear skin!"

"Well, doc...how was the rectal examination?"

Zoom Call.

"We're firing you for not doing your job."

"He is afraid of heights."

'Crusty Cobbler' Bread in captivity.

Giraffe Umbrella...

City Zoo

"I escaped from the petting zoo after years of exploitation: I couldn't stand anybody touching me anymore..."

Gorilla in Zoo: Born to be Wild..

"You know…feces throwing just doesn't seem as politically incorrect as it used to."

Bus for Giraffes.