Zoos Gifts

"Is this seat taken?"

'Doctor, your glasses!'

'More bad news from the lab. You're allergic to peanuts.'

'At last! Thanks so much for curing my constipation doc! Doc?'

'Guilt-inducing exhibits' 'Relatively -guilt-free exhibits'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"How was your class field trip to the zoo?"

'Nothing worse than a tickly throat!'

'You only want to do it now when people are watching.'

City Zoo

'How wise can it be if it eats rats?'

'Crusty Cobbler' Bread in captivity.

"You know…feces throwing just doesn't seem as politically incorrect as it used to."

Gorilla in Zoo: Born to be Wild..

"I escaped from the petting zoo after years of exploitation: I couldn't stand anybody touching me anymore..."

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

Giraffe Umbrella...

"He is afraid of heights."

Zoom Call.

"We're firing you for not doing your job."

"Well, doc...how was the rectal examination?"

'Now, remember, when I throw a peanut, it's for the elephants.'

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

'Nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.'

"It says 'do not feed the monkeys'- but ten pound notes are ok."

Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?

Wildcats Strike.

Testing, testing ... Man pretending elephant's trunk is a microphone.

'Beware of Cat.'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'Petting-Zoo employee: Now, that sounds like a good job...'

Please do not feed the animalsPlease do not eat the people.

'It's their warm inquisitive eyes I find most unnerving. . .'

"He's come out in clear skin!"