Zoo Prints

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

A mother and baby elephant

'That's a cougar, come along, we're here to see the monkeys.'

Snake bite.

The seal of approval.

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

You've been promoted to elephant world.

'Would you prefer a tiger to eat you, or a gorilla.'

Animals smoking at the zoo back entrance

A flamincow.

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'

'He's much happier now-he wasn't at all impressd with that leather recliner!'

'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.'

Elephant

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

Yawning is contagious.

Giraffe Selfie

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Lion Dreams

Laughing Hyenas

"Please do not feed the animals." "Please do not eat the people."

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Zoo. He needs a facelift. Vet.

The Zoo keeper had become very attached to the new tiger cub,,,

"Yes, I know you have a contract with the zoo, doctor. . . but it's with the zoo staff, not with the animals!"

llama

Elephant Sprinkler System

'Well, Dad said he'd take me to the zoo, but the only animals were horses running around a track!'

'Do you think anyone will notice.'

Teddy Bears in captivity

"Don't argue, George - please leave the office as quickly as possible!"

...Animals are always trying to escape you know.

Endangered Species

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'