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"Correction. It's not a zombie apocalypse. They're simply adjusting to daylight savings time."

Check zombies.

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

Night of the living well-read

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"This one's different, mummy, he wants me for my brain."

"Nice try, Andrew, but zombies eat brains, not homework."

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

"You're dead to me."

Zombie standup

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Zombies.

"Hugh fans!"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Giant slug attacks a city

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"There goes our early night."

Zombie Problems

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'