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Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared can we cuddle? It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

'It says here we only eat 10% of our brains.'

"As vegan zombies, are we allowed to eat brains?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'He likes to power nap.'

Dead Funny

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Zombies.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Check zombies.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Zombie pet tricks.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Monster Baseball

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

Halloween Selfie

Zombie Problems

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.