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The scene in the zombie movie where you're just not sure.

"I was a young actress, the camera was running and suddenly this guy was after me moaning 'brain! braiin!'"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Director/Action Man toy.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Herman Mankiewicz

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Horror movies

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

No-Work Orange

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Stand-up Romcom

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