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World's Greatest Dead

Coffee Zombie

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Check zombies.

Zombie pet tricks.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

The Mummy's Purse...

Monster Baseball

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Zombie Problems

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

The Zombie Awakes...

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

Born of the Dead

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'