Zombie Film Fanatic Pillows

World's Greatest Dead

Coffee Zombie

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Zombies.

Reese Witherspoon

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Check zombies.

Zombie pet tricks.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

The Mummy's Purse...

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Zombie Problems

Monster Baseball

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

Born of the Dead

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

The Zombie Awakes...

Hitchcock's The Birds