Zero-waste Life Stylist T-Shirts

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Would it kill you to compost?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

The oil trap.

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

Recycling Centre

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

"Laundry or composting?"

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"Don't get too excited, they're empty. Our gift to you is not contributing more plastic waste to landfill."

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

"Packaging waste is bad for the environment. That's why we're selling canned soup without cans."

Dog Looking for Bin in which to put Bone

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

"I never wear fur...unless my cat's shedding."

Russian doll style wheelie bins

'Recycling'

Our dance has to be sustainable. I'll send electronic invites. Eco Club. We can hang white LED Christmas lights. The food will be seasonal! Ice cream? W. Fester School.

Ikea for hippies

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

'Thanks... I'm all for the paperless office - but I draw the line at the paperless toilet...'

'Do you know how much damage all these plastic bags are doing to our planet.'

The Coffee Stirrer Tells You Everything You Need to Know About America

Where Can I Put Them?

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good

'And you can eat the containers.'

McDonald's Wraps Burgers in Grass Paper