Zero Waste Zenthusiast T-Shirts

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Sale! Weed Whackers

Food waste with recycling symbol

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

Electric car

A gap between the solar panels

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

'Is it organic?'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

The oil trap.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Recycling Centre

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

"We've made a few changes."

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

"Nope. No fish."

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.