Zero Waste Zenthusiast T-Shirts

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Sale! Weed Whackers

Food waste with recycling symbol

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

A gap between the solar panels

Electric car

'Is it organic?'

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

The oil trap.

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

Recycling Centre

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"We've made a few changes."

"Nope. No fish."

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'