Zen Rap Enthusiast Pillows

"Aw yeah, twist on the exhale! Twist on the exhale! Yeah yeah!!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Rap music

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Veloci-Rapper

7 More Dwarfs

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Rap-scallions

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

Beware of Dawg.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Gangsta wrap.

Working from OM.

The Grim Rapper

Rap-Nav.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Hip hop Santa.

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043