Zen Rap Enthusiast Mugs

"Aw yeah, twist on the exhale! Twist on the exhale! Yeah yeah!!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Rap music

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Rap-scallions

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

7 More Dwarfs

Veloci-Rapper

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Beware of Dawg.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Gangsta wrap.

Working from OM.

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

Projection

'My resume,...in rap form!'

Hip hop Santa.

Rap-Nav.

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043