Zen Guides Pillows

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Flyfishing for dummies.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"All the celebrities come here."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Working from OM.

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

"Mom?"

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

Zen Litter Box

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."