Zen Dog Owner Gifts

Dog yoga

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

Enlightened Cursing

"Namaste."

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

Transcendental Litigation

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Nervous Buddha

Zen Kitten

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

Zen Master Huineng

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

Working from Om

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

Working from OM

I kid you not, if he calls me 'grasshopper' one more time, I'm cleaning his clock.

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

Rin Tin Zen.

'What is the sound of one ham clapping...?'

Traffic Sign Haiku

Don't sweat the small stuff