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'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

City Zoo: Day Care

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Naked Mole Rat

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Scientists continue their research on the Hippocampus.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"This is my man cave."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Animal Band.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'White meat or dark?'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"I tell you what, a broken tail is a major handicap..."

'I got scared. Unfortunately, I was standing on a concrete floor at the time...'

Ophiologist

"Well yes, technically, I was laughing in the face of danger, but really, I was just terrified..."

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

Professor Philips finally settles the debate on bears lavatorial habits,

'I hope Daddy wins the mating fight, otherwise, we'll end up with half brothers and sisters...'

'Do they put up signs that say, 'Do not feed the moose.'?...'

"I'm having an identity crisis, Doc. I'm an unguligrade, but I feel like a digitigrade."