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'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Beer Stall

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Happy thoughts

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

'Malty tasking.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

Nanki Poo

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"The health of Mr. Putin is very good!"

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Join me in a beer?

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

Br... No Exit

Beer Club for Men.

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."