Zamboni Aficionado Gifts

'Zamboni 2': Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the ice.

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Back to school.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Beer Stall

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Happy thoughts

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Malty tasking.'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Nanki Poo

"The health of Mr. Putin is very good!"

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

Join me in a beer?

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

Br... No Exit

Beer Club for Men.

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."