Yoyoing Gifts

"Right I'm going to try and talk him down, then back up again, then down again...

Yoyo sheep

Sales.

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

Yo Yo Tricks.

Yoyos

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'I could only afford a Yo.'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

"They grow up so slow."

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

Alpine Pipe

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

"Do you mind?"

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

"His last words were 'Yodel-ay-he-hoo.'"

Man with Yoyo, "He was never over-lavish at entertaining clients."

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."