Yoyoing Gifts

"Right I'm going to try and talk him down, then back up again, then down again...

Yoyo sheep

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Sales.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

Yo Yo Tricks.

Yoyos

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Yo-Yo Sales

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'I could only afford a Yo.'

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

Alpine Pipe

"They grow up so slow."

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

"Here goes nothing."

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

"Do you mind?"

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

"His last words were 'Yodel-ay-he-hoo.'"

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

Man with Yoyo, "He was never over-lavish at entertaining clients."