Yo-yo Gifts

Tower crane operator playing with yo yo.

"Do you mind?"

"They grow up so slow."

'My wife doesn't understand that I need to unwind after work.'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'It's walking! It's walking!'

Yo-Yo Champion Ryan Clint, takes time out to walk the dog.

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"Shouldn't you be taking notes or something?"

"Quietly confident."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Yoyo sheep

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Sales.

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

Yoyos

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Yo-Yo Sales

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'I could only afford a Yo.'

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

Alpine Pipe

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'