Yo-yo Gifts

"Do you mind?"

"They grow up so slow."

'My wife doesn't understand that I need to unwind after work.'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'It's walking! It's walking!'

Yo-Yo Champion Ryan Clint, takes time out to walk the dog.

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"Shouldn't you be taking notes or something?"

"Quietly confident."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Yoyo sheep

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Sales.

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

Yo Yo Tricks.

Yoyos

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'I could only afford a Yo.'

Alpine Pipe

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

"His last words were 'Yodel-ay-he-hoo.'"

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

Man with Yoyo, "He was never over-lavish at entertaining clients."

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."