Yo-yoing Gifts

"They've predicted stock market swings for ten years."

Yoyo sheep

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Sales.

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Yoyos

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

'I could only afford a Yo.'

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

Millennials in the Year 2050...

Alpine Pipe

"They grow up so slow."

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

"Do you mind?"

"His last words were 'Yodel-ay-he-hoo.'"

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Man with Yoyo, "He was never over-lavish at entertaining clients."

'My wife doesn't understand that I need to unwind after work.'

'Fad diet. The weight will come right back.'

'Well, you'll just have to CONTROL your urge to yodel!'

Spider has thread with yo-yo at end

'It's walking! It's walking!'

'The story of how I invented the yo-yo is a classic tale of highs, lows, highs, lows...'

'The story of how I invented the yo-yo is a classic tale of highs, lows, highs, lows...'

Business is up and down.