Yo-yoing Pillows

Brother Ernest puts the "monk" in "monkeying around"!

"They've predicted stock market swings for ten years."

Yoyo sheep

Sales.

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

Yo Yo Tricks.

Yoyos

Yo-Yo Sales

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

'I could only afford a Yo.'

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"They grow up so slow."

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

Alpine Pipe

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

"His last words were 'Yodel-ay-he-hoo.'"

"Do you mind?"

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Man with Yoyo, "He was never over-lavish at entertaining clients."

'It's walking! It's walking!'

'My wife doesn't understand that I need to unwind after work.'

Spider has thread with yo-yo at end

'Well, you'll just have to CONTROL your urge to yodel!'

'Fad diet. The weight will come right back.'

'The story of how I invented the yo-yo is a classic tale of highs, lows, highs, lows...'